Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Fall Anew
Fall has always been my favorite season! When I was younger, it was because my birthday rolls around every year in September. But now, I just enjoy the beautiful leaves, and all the smells that mean autumn has arrived!
I've also found that for me, it's a time for a fresh start. While most people might associate that with the beginning of the New Year, for me, it happens in the fall!
This year, I keep running into this passage, and it's my new theme. What does fall mean to you?
“Forget the former things;
do not dwell on the past.
19 See, I am doing a new thing!
Now it springs up; do you not perceive it?
I am making a way in the wilderness
and streams in the wasteland." (Isaiah 43:18-19)
Michelle Strombeck
Labels:
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Isaiah 43;18-19,
Michelle Strombeck
Monday, October 29, 2012
'Wives don't make passes at men in their glasses' by the Prude
Every picture tells a story, and this one says:
‘Once upon a time a man of a certain age noticed things missing, usually letters on the printed page. If the letters didn’t abandon ship completely they tended to shift about or assume shapes diabolically similar to yet deceptively unlike their original form.
The man consulted his wise wife.
“You need reading glasses” she told him sagely, and bought him a pair.
But the very next day, the reading spectacles were gone!
His wise wife bought him several new pairs of glasses and scattered them through the house and vehicle. But what do you suppose happened?
They, too, magically vanished.
One day the wise wife realized that when she read, letters also mysteriously reformed themselves into nebulous hieroglyphics. She bought herself a pair of tasteful and feminine chartreuse colored reading glasses to keep in her purse.
Unbeknownst to the man and his wise wife, in another kingdom the wise wife’s cousin and her good husband were experiencing the same strange malady, the only difference being that the cousin's ladylike purse glasses were fuchsia.
One day the wise woman, her wise cousin, and their good husbands met for dinner. The husbands picked up their menus. They squinted. They stretched out their arms till the menus were 52 inches from their eyes. They turned their heads this way and that and patted vainly at empty pockets for evaporated eyewear.
Wise woman’s husband pointed and asked “This can’t possibly be Three Pigs stuffed with Gruvier cheese can it? And is that how you spell Groovier?”
Wise Cousin’s husband inquired, “What is Dips Butter?”
Two wise women sighed. They explained Cheese Pies stuffed with Gruyere and Dijon Butter and pulled out their glasses.
Two goodly husbands held out their hands, shamelessly donned the chartreuse and fuchsia glasses respectively and ordered manly red meat dinners.’
The moral of the story is:
Behind every near-sighted man is a wise wife who buys fashion glasses to match his coloring.
‘Once upon a time a man of a certain age noticed things missing, usually letters on the printed page. If the letters didn’t abandon ship completely they tended to shift about or assume shapes diabolically similar to yet deceptively unlike their original form.
The man consulted his wise wife.
“You need reading glasses” she told him sagely, and bought him a pair.
But the very next day, the reading spectacles were gone!
His wise wife bought him several new pairs of glasses and scattered them through the house and vehicle. But what do you suppose happened?
They, too, magically vanished.
One day the wise wife realized that when she read, letters also mysteriously reformed themselves into nebulous hieroglyphics. She bought herself a pair of tasteful and feminine chartreuse colored reading glasses to keep in her purse.
Unbeknownst to the man and his wise wife, in another kingdom the wise wife’s cousin and her good husband were experiencing the same strange malady, the only difference being that the cousin's ladylike purse glasses were fuchsia.
One day the wise woman, her wise cousin, and their good husbands met for dinner. The husbands picked up their menus. They squinted. They stretched out their arms till the menus were 52 inches from their eyes. They turned their heads this way and that and patted vainly at empty pockets for evaporated eyewear.
Wise woman’s husband pointed and asked “This can’t possibly be Three Pigs stuffed with Gruvier cheese can it? And is that how you spell Groovier?”
Wise Cousin’s husband inquired, “What is Dips Butter?”
Two wise women sighed. They explained Cheese Pies stuffed with Gruyere and Dijon Butter and pulled out their glasses.
Two goodly husbands held out their hands, shamelessly donned the chartreuse and fuchsia glasses respectively and ordered manly red meat dinners.’
The moral of the story is:
Behind every near-sighted man is a wise wife who buys fashion glasses to match his coloring.
Labels:
marriage,
middle age,
reading glasses,
wise wives
Saturday, October 27, 2012
Glory Borrowed
By Robin Steinweg

In Southern Wisconsin
the autumn sun rises
from his couch in the hills
He nudges the finches, asleep in the bushes
Like popcorn they skitter
and bounce from the branches
Mist softly snoring—she stirs
Reluctant to wake she rolls over river, she kisses the lake and
by stages, as the autumn sun beckons,
she yields into vapor
In Southern Wisconsin
the autumn sun rises
and takes up his palette, the best of his brushes
He touches the tips of the leaves on the trees
They tremble and drop to the ground on the breeze that
playfully whispers behind the sun’s back
Willows weep yellow streams
Copses of birches, vast stretches of maple— poplar, sycamore and stands of oak

endeavor to rival the sun’s saffron glory
whose true power
by night is proved
as the trees stretch their fingertips to the sky
dark and silent and wait
for his brightness to define them
In Southern Wisconsin as everywhere else
all glory is borrowed from the sun’s warm gaze
And even his glory is not his own
http://dnr.wi.gov/topic/parks/name/devilslake/
By Robin Steinweg

In Southern Wisconsin
the autumn sun rises
from his couch in the hills
He nudges the finches, asleep in the bushes
Like popcorn they skitter
and bounce from the branches
Mist softly snoring—she stirs
Reluctant to wake she rolls over river, she kisses the lake and
by stages, as the autumn sun beckons,
she yields into vapor
In Southern Wisconsin
the autumn sun rises
and takes up his palette, the best of his brushes
He touches the tips of the leaves on the trees
They tremble and drop to the ground on the breeze that
playfully whispers behind the sun’s back
Willows weep yellow streams
Copses of birches, vast stretches of maple— poplar, sycamore and stands of oak
endeavor to rival the sun’s saffron glory
whose true power
by night is proved
as the trees stretch their fingertips to the sky
dark and silent and wait
for his brightness to define them
In Southern Wisconsin as everywhere else
all glory is borrowed from the sun’s warm gaze
And even his glory is not his own
Robin Steinweg ~ It's Sweet in the Middle
http://dnr.wi.gov/topic/parks/name/devilslake/
Labels:
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Devils Lake State Park,
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Wisconsin
Friday, October 26, 2012
30th Anniversary of Being a Mom with Autumn Fading
I love seeing naked branches through windows when I wake.
I love my husband Bob's one day old morning beard.
I love staying ahead of the hours fleeting when I can have a fire on the deck.
I love listening to the birds wildly deciding when to leave for Florida.
I love premiums at the coffee shop worth drinking another hot cup.
I love Red, White, and Blue waving in the wind.
I love our grandson reminding us of his wagon ride by plopping blankets in it.
I love the pumpkin colored bench two miles away on our morning walk.

I love our dog, Boaz, a faithful friend, who always wears his own warm coat.
I love my mom instincts being cozy with my children during short days and long nights.
I love listening to my children take the first bite of a new crisp apple at the same time.
I love my sons jumping over the hot campfire, but no love for the danger.
I love the lake's edges beginning to freeze paper thin crooked silver ice with autumn fading.
I love thinking of snow days ahead sliding down hills plodding on skis and cold.
I love being a mom for the 30th winter.
- Cheryl Moeller
I love using my two slow cookers to make our dinner on a cold winter's night.
I love my husband Bob's one day old morning beard.
I love staying ahead of the hours fleeting when I can have a fire on the deck.
I love listening to the birds wildly deciding when to leave for Florida.
I love premiums at the coffee shop worth drinking another hot cup.
I love Red, White, and Blue waving in the wind.
I love our grandson reminding us of his wagon ride by plopping blankets in it.
I love our dog, Boaz, a faithful friend, who always wears his own warm coat.
I love my mom instincts being cozy with my children during short days and long nights.
I love listening to my children take the first bite of a new crisp apple at the same time.
I love my sons jumping over the hot campfire, but no love for the danger.
I love the lake's edges beginning to freeze paper thin crooked silver ice with autumn fading.
I love thinking of snow days ahead sliding down hills plodding on skis and cold.
I love being a mom for the 30th winter.
- Cheryl Moeller
I love using my two slow cookers to make our dinner on a cold winter's night.
Posted by
Cheryl Moeller: Stand up Comic for Moms, Syndicated Mom Humor Columnist, Conference Speaker, Author, Cookbook writer, and Mom of 6. Contact: momlaughs@gmail.com
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Thursday, October 25, 2012
Treasure vs Trash
I could hardly wait to get to Iowa last weekend, the Council
Bluffs/Omaha area to be exact. Hold on. I hear you. What’s so exciting about
that place?
The thrift shops!
Not that I don’t live in a Mecca of thrift stores myself,
but Minneapolis prices don’t compare. You’ll get way more bang for your buck if
you toodle down to Council Bluffs and Omaha. I bought a fantastic wooden dresser for $10, two vintage suitcases for $9, picture frames for less than a dollar, and at one store if you bought a pair of pants (which I did...a pair of GAP dress pants for .98), you got a free shirt to go along with it!
6022 Maple Street, Omaha, NE
Great place to find furniture and household goods.
Check out their Facebook page.
5920 Maple Street, Omaha, NE
Not the tidiest of places, but some screaming hot deals on
clothing, and it's only just down the block from the Imaginarium.
1850 Madison Ave., Council Bluffs, IA
This place is the tidiest of thrift stores, even smells
clean when you walk in.
2525 Dodge, Omaha, NE
Lots of crowded racks of clothing and heaped up shelves of
housewares, but worth the hunt.
1909 Leavenworth Street, Omaha, NE
Sometimes a little pricier, but some great finds on shoes
and clothing.
If you’re ever in the area, give these places a try. You
never know what you’ll find, but the prices will be great.
Labels:
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deals,
Michelle Griep,
omaha,
shopping,
thrift stores
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
One Perfect Autumn Day
What a lovely fall we’ve had in Northwest Indiana.
The apple tree bore record numbers of sweet, luscious
fruit.
The maples put on a spectacular display
that lasted weeks, despite blustery winds and rain.
Unseasonably warm days urged us to forget the harsh frost of early morning
and lulled us into one last walk along Lake Michigan
on a truly a brilliant day.
Family arrived from across the country.
We remembered
those of us who have gone on.

Tall oaks on peaceful rolling hills tucked beside Pine Lake
raised our
sights heavenward, homeward.
I’m glad I live here. It feels like a place most favored by
God.
Labels:
autumn,
fall colors,
La Porte Indiana,
Mary Allen
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Midwest Beauty: Minneapolis Institute Of Arts
Midwest Beauty in Art Museums by Lori Lipsky
The Midwest can hold its head up high when the discussion turns to art museums. Not far from my home in southern Wisconsin, the relatively new Milwaukee Art Museum already has its own impressive collection and hosts exhibitions of high caliber.
The Midwest can hold its head up high when the discussion turns to art museums. Not far from my home in southern Wisconsin, the relatively new Milwaukee Art Museum already has its own impressive collection and hosts exhibitions of high caliber.
Two or three hours south of Milwaukee is the more established Art Institute of Chicago,
which draws visitors from around the world.
The Minneapolis Institute of Arts is another museum worth a
drive, no matter where you live in the U.S. The museum hosts some incredible exhibitions. Coming soon, beginning
October 28, it will showcase China’s
Terracota Warriors: The Emperor’s First Legacy. I had the opportunity to see the Terrracota
Warriors exhibition at the High Museum of Art in Atlanta, GA several years ago. I
was impressed in a jaw-dropping sort of way. Don’t miss it if you have the
chance, and be sure to take your kids or your grandkids if they are old enough. It’s the sort of
educational field trip they won’t ever forget.
Recently the Minneapolis Institute of Arts showcased the
exhibit Rembrandt in America. On
display was the largest collection of Rembrandt paintings ever assembled in the
U.S. Collectively, the value of the art
was placed above the billion dollar mark.
Our family traveled to Minneapolis in the summer, and my daughter and I
spent the day at the museum. If you love art, but your entire family isn’t in
agreement, consider doing what we did. My daughter and I were dropped off at
the museum, my husband took our other girl for an activity they both preferred,
and then later they picked us up. The four of us enjoyed a meal together before heading home.
Here are some of my favorite pieces of the Minneapolis Institute of Arts’s
permanent collection. You will also find marvelous works by Titian, Tintoretto, El Greco, Degas, Signac, Monet, John Singer Sargent, Rodin, Morisot, Whistler, Bonnard and other greats.
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| by Vigee-Le Brun, 1793. I love her paintings! |
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| Head of a Young Woman by Pierre Auguste Renoir |
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| Speaking of Renoir, this fine likeness of him, Head of Renoir, is by Maillol. |
| Olive Trees, 1889, by Vincent Van Gogh |
| Place du Theatre Francais, Paris: Rain, 1898, by Camille Pissarro |
At the top of my list of favorites is Raffaelo Monti’s
“Veiled Lady.” After some research last year, I wrote this poem to honor the artist.
Veiled Lady
~A tribute to sculptor, Raffaelo Monti
In Monti’s block of marble
Hard, cold, dense
Hid the portraiture of a virgin
From the hands of the trompe-l’oeil master
He polished shoulders smooth
Shadowed eyes, softened brows
Hard stone transformed to delicate
In the sculptor’s hands
Note: Trompe-l’oeil is French for 'deceive the eye', an art technique involving imagery in order to create an optical illusion.
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| Veiled Lady by Raffaelo Monti |
In the Midwest, you'll find beauty in the faces, beauty in the fields, but don't forget to look for the beauty in our art museums.
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Find more of Lori's poetry on the Poetry Patio
http://poetrypatio.com/
Twitter @LoriSLipsky
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Find more of Lori's poetry on the Poetry Patio
http://poetrypatio.com/
Twitter @LoriSLipsky
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