- Why my kids put 81 bottles of red food coloring in the pancakes that they made for my Valentines’ Day Breakfast in Bed?
- What was my sister thinking when she made a full-size macramé refrigerator for my birthday gift?
- What was my neighbor thinking when he attached the baby stroller with a rope to his bicycle?
- What was my husband thinking when he planted 1,700 watermelon seeds in our 4 inch x 4 inch garden plot?
- Why the mayor won’t let me have goats in my city yard so I don’t have to mow the lawn?
- Where are the tiny little green army men who are willing to scrub my dirty bathroom while I sleep?
- Why the number of Bazooka Jo Bubblegum wrappers is over 1,000,000 just to get a free whistle?
- Why my kids put purple koolaid in the piñata hanging in the living room over the beige couch?
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By Cheryl Moeller (Made in the Midwest :)